Big, serious question here……are you one of those people who drive slow in the fast lane?
If so, what compels you to do this? Does it make you feel empowered? Do you get a secret thrill looking in your rearview mirror at the long line of cars behind you filled with now stark raving mad drivers? Or maybe you have no idea you’re interfering with the fantasies of people like me, who like to pretend our beat up mid market sedans drive like Ferraris? Or perhaps you have a secret wish to initiate a multi car pile up caused by the James Bond like swerving and passing people resort to out of sheer desperation to get around little old, slow you?
I feel I can’t rest until this mystery is solved and I know I’m not the only one. So come out of the closet you havoc wreaking, fast lane/slow drivers and in the interest of the common good, please tell us, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DO YOU DO THIS???