Wow, your courage knows no limits! I mean, tweeting offensive posts about military snipers is like, the bravest thing I’ve ever heard of!
“My uncle killed by sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot u in the back. Snipers aren’t heroes. And invaders r worse”
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 18, 2015
And since I just know you’d love for the chance to meet some of these folks and read your special tweets in person to them I’d like to offer a personal invitation for you to come to San Diego and do so.
First we’ll visit the Navy SEAL training site in Coronado where there are plenty of future American snipers just waiting for someone like you to teach them the fine art of courage while hiding behind a computer screen. Your expertise in this area knows no bounds and I’m sure the Commanders there will be left wondering how the SEALs got along all this time without your brilliance. Why, I bet they even offer you a job!
Next we’ll head of over to the School of Infantry at Camp Pendleton where “every Marine is a Rifleman”. No shortage of snipers there and the bonus is many of them have seen combat, so you can say right to their faces how all they do is shoot people in the back and that they are not heroes. Pretty sweet, huh?
Finally we’ll stop at the VA Hospital where you can put that black and rotted heart of yours on full display as you lecture those with shattered bones, scarred faces and missing limbs on what cowards they are. They and their visiting families are sure to appreciate you and how supportive you’ve been over the years to those that have given up so much to keep us safe. Yeah, you’ll be real welcome there.
Whoops, almost forgot about Rosecrans National Cemetery, which lucky for you is on the way to the airport. It’s filled with folks who have made the ultimate sacrifice protecting your freedom to type garbage on the Internet so I’m sure you ‘ll want to stop by and flip a quick bird to them. Just think, a large captive audience with no ability to respond that you can spew the most ignorant and vile nonsense to and suffer NO consequences! I know, the perfect venue for you, right?
Just say the word when you’re ready to get started and I’ll make the arrangements. I’ll be patiently standing by…..